Saturday, December 31, 2011

Kristine Holmgren for President

Thank you, thank you, thank you - no.

After long conversations with my family, my neighbors, my cat, my neighbors' grandchildren and a pedophile acquaintance who moved back to Stillwater last week, I must again, decline the opportunity to represent you all as President of the United States. 

Official - I will not seek, nor will I accept, the Republican Party's nomination in 2012. 

I hope this clarifies.

Please - stop sending contributions.  Going forward, all donations to my campaign will go directly to the Kristine Holmgren Mortgage fund held in escrow by the lender who screwed up my credit back in '07.

I throw the full power of my support behind whoever wins the nomination, and trust she will play her appropriate role in history.

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